Some of the Norfolk insults donated so far

PUBLISHED: 07:42 16 March 2011

I’ve seen more life in a one-legged donkey.

The only thing you’ve ever given me is your carping mediocrity.

You are lower than the entrails of a deceased worm.

You’re not as bright as you look.

You’re brighter than you look.

And a rare compliment...

The beer at The Lord Nelson is Wherry Wherry good.

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