Dereham Memorial Hall had to be evacuated midway through a pantomime performance after the fire alarm went off - leading to suspicions the dame had left the Jolly Roger's cooker on.
Dereham Theatre Company (DTCo) was performing Peter Pan on Friday, December 31, when the alarm started blaring.
Around 250 people, including the cast and audience, had to be evacuated.
But by scarcely believable coincidence, Captain Hook aka Gary Davison - who works in his day job for Norfolk Fire Service - was on hand to check the alarm.
And, in another amusing moment, one of the next lines in the script was about the dame forgetting to turn off the cooker aboard the Jolly Roger, which "went down a real treat", said DTCo chairman Sophie Blanks.
By way of apology for the interruption, which had been caused by dry ice, children in the audience were offered free ice cream at the interval.
Ms Blanks added: "The front-of-house team, Bill and Margerie, said it was the first time they had seen an evacuation in 53 years."
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