I've seen more life in a one-legged donkey.
The only thing you've ever given me is your carping mediocrity.
You are lower than the entrails of a deceased worm.
You're not as bright as you look.
You're brighter than you look.
And a rare compliment...
The beer at The Lord Nelson is Wherry Wherry good.
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